英文笑話小故事帶翻譯

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　　英文笑話小故事帶翻譯(一)

　　visual training

　　視力訓(xùn)練

　　the squad(班，小隊(duì)) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遙遠(yuǎn)的，恍惚的.) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：

　　班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來(lái)數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."

　　“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”

　　英文笑話小故事帶翻譯(二)

　　I'd rather buy a gift

　　我寧愿買(mǎi)一件禮物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買(mǎi)一件生日禮物。“沒(méi)關(guān)系”，他說(shuō)，“我最想要的東西是你的愛(ài)、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，“我寧愿給你買(mǎi)一件禮物”。

　　英文笑話小故事帶翻譯(三)

　　mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.

　　在特里鎮(zhèn)，馬克.吐溫有一次去一位鄰居那兒借本書(shū)。

　　"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.

　　“我可以向您借本書(shū)嗎?”他禮貌地問(wèn)道。

　　"yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.

　　“當(dāng)然，非常樂(lè)意，”鄰居告訴他，

　　"but i must ask you to read it here. you know i make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."

　　“但我要求你在這兒讀。你知道我有一條規(guī)定，那就是決不讓一本書(shū)拿出我的圖書(shū)室。 ”

　　some days later the neighbour wished to borrow twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.

　　幾天后，這位鄰人想從吐溫那兒借臺(tái)割草機(jī)。

　　"why, certainly," twain told him, "you're more than welcome to it. but i must ask you to use it here. you know that i make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."

　　“噢，當(dāng)然，”吐溫告訴他，“非常樂(lè)意借給你。但我要你在這兒用。你知道我從來(lái)不允許它拿出我的花園。”

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