帶翻譯的外國(guó)英語(yǔ)笑話
看笑話好處實(shí)在是太多了,生活不能太拘謹(jǐn),生活需要浪漫,那你多看些糗笑話吧,每天開(kāi)心一下,可以少去很多的'煩惱。下面是小編為大家整理的帶翻譯的外國(guó)英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀。
篇1：How Did You Ever Get Here你是怎樣來(lái)的?
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
一個(gè)冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來(lái)上班�！巴饷嫣�，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步�！�
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
老板狐疑地看著他�！班�，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來(lái)的?”
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
“后來(lái)我決定放棄，”他說(shuō)，“然后我就往家里走。”
篇2：One Side of the Case一面之辭
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.
一位法官問(wèn)我們這群修補(bǔ)陪審員是否有人應(yīng)當(dāng)免權(quán)。一個(gè)人舉起了手。
"I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.
“我的左耳聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)�！蹦侨烁嬖V法官。
"Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.
“你的右邊耳朵聽(tīng)得見(jiàn)嗎?”法官問(wèn)道。那人點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。
"You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."
“你將被允許加入陪審團(tuán)，”法官宣布�！拔覀兠看沃宦�(tīng)一面之辭。
篇3：Early Shopper采購(gòu)過(guò)早
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心�！澳銥槭裁炊黄鹪V?”他問(wèn)。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
“采購(gòu)圣誕節(jié)物品過(guò)早。”被告答。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購(gòu)物多早?”
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
在商店開(kāi)門(mén)之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。
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